great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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