I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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