Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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