went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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