you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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