weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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