How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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