margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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