office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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