they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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