ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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