he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The dick lei will go down in squad history
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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