don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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