I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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