Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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