Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
last night I used snow as a chaser
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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