I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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