Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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