Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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