Porn is love you can see.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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