that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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