that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I said "one day" and that day is not today
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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