:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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