at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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