Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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