What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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