i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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