As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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