I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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