He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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