I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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