doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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