she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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