i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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