As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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