Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Congratulations! We have a period
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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