So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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