It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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