I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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