we're blogging at a bar
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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