i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Randomize
