She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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