But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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