ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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