I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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