I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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