Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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