how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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