Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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