i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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